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I’ve lost control and I don’t want it back I’m going numb, I’ve been hijackedPanic! At the Disco - Nicotineshoves mick bodt towards a broken atsit!eren after ch 18, “fix him”slightly nsfw version in the dick blog.
when you just cant be bothered to make that journey up-stairs. After all fuckin is not limited just to the bedroom ;)
my-bands-and-butterflies: s-e-x-i-c-a-n: if yoU FUCKING THINK ALL METAL BAND MEMBERS ARE BAD PEOPLE I WILL FALCON PUNCH YOUR KIDNEYS THEN BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS SO YOU CANT RUN AWAY WHEN I KILL YOU WITH A FUCKING SCREWDRIVER BECAUSE THEY ARE SOME OF
niall-whorann: iangallaghers: jawn-wadson: (dat mean he luv him moar den 4evr) OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I JUST FUCKING CANT THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY.
(via thesegirlsliketheseboys, cool-kids-cant-die)
What’s with the increase in creepy fucking messages today? Guys listen, messaging some random girl on the internet and telling her you wanna fuck her in the arse and make her cum in 0.33647 seconds is…!!!!!!NOT GOING TO WORK!!!!!Don’t
Castiel…sometimes…you just…you asked me for fucking money so I thought I should let you borrow some and then your love for me like drops and you tell me to stop being such a push over…Did you want me to be mean. Was that it?
Jennifer 아줌마 Song
ITS 6AM AND I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH B1A4 ALL OVER AGAIN AND I AM A SOBBING WRECK OHMYGOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS IT WAS JUST THE JAPANESE VERSION AND YET I JUST FELT SO EXCITED OMFG MY BABIIIIESSSSSS
Nononono you cant excuse what he did just because his past was difficult and sad idontgiveonefuck ugh
I could write a 5page essay on how much i love the colors in Cant Stop. I just get really fucking excited about colors okay.
striderai: nationalharmonica: is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet: okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint? cause im sad your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you
gaycism: striderai: nationalharmonica: is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet: okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint? cause im sad your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you and then they take
sonypraystation:did tumblr humor distort anyone elses sense of reality ? every fucking meme on here is drenched in 5 layers of irony and my brain cant differentiate jokes from anything. i went to craigslist saw a photo of a couch and just fucking lost
sushinfood: republicangarbage: acciolunas: the-vaudevillain: itsdeepforhappypeople: laughterkey: jenawithonen: Men are fucking disgusting, part 2485726364784483762367472636474 What the ACTUAL fuck? do…men understand that you cant just….buy
exit
i planned on making GIFS of la blue girl, but this shit is just plain fucking vulgar. It’s too heavy a burden for me, I cannot do this. I cannot GIF this series. I just plain fucking cant.
did someone just do the "you cant criticize until you can prove youre better" shit on me over a livejournal post
healthy person: sorry guys i cant hang out today, im sick & feel like crap :(everyone: omg its ok just get well soon!! <3person w/ chronic illness: sorry guys i cant hang out today, feeling crappy todayeveryone: lol what else is new?? ruining our
bastardfact:“Girls will never like you now please get the fuck out of here you dont deserve a house or a farm just leave”
slygirlboy:slygirlboy:my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothesthis is like
modifiedwhore: 0-memento-mori-0: herooflife: herooflife: I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
i am losing my FUCKING mind, they had pitbull do a fucking AFRICA by TOTO cover for AQUAMAN and it is BONKERS and it is SOMEHOW REAL
mytvjunk:Rest in power Nairobi 💔
Its a one syllable word. 3 fucking letters. Why cant I say it or type it when referring to myself? Even around people that know. Why cant I just fucking accept it? I hate myself so fucking much right now it is not funny.
do-he-got-the-aobooty-he-do: officialvarrictethras: why aren’t more people talking about the shrek musical because just fucking look at it just omfg i cant tell if the costumes are really clever or fucking awful oh yes that’s fucking tapdancing
maddieandyou: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED HARUS CRYING THEY’RE NOT BEADS OF SWEAT, AND IF YOU LOOK AT HIS EYES YOU SEE THE TEARS HES FUCKING CRYING I JUST I CANT MY FUCKING BABIES CRYING ALL OVER THE PLACE I SWEAR TO GOD THEY ARE BREAKING MY HEART
findingschmomo: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED HARUKA IS BAITING MAKOTO’S FISHING ROD CAUSE THE DORK IS TOO FRICKEN SQUEAMISH TO DO IT HIMSELF LOOK HE CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT HES GOT HIS EYES SQUEEZED SHUT MAKOTO YOU’RE A FUCKING KILLER WHALE GOD DAMN IT
allmatehigh: (right click and view in a new tab/window if you cant read…sorry)
beniseragaki: dies-first: from @omer-hellyeah-mip s sexy ass pic *v* (cant tag worth shit, will try later) he just fucking huRLS HIS BODY AT KOUJAKU I’M LAUGHING SO HARD SHI T “violent cuddling” has never been a term I’ve truly understood
Can we all please appreciate the way Taemin is staring at Key? Just because. ©
overtherained-bow: karlfranks: fullcabs: fuck I like it when posts like this are actually true Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny” That is so wonderful.
Famous people are just more interesting.
laurdlannister-kingslayer: the-goat-of-dojima: virtua92: sobeitjay2: His haircut just called me a nigger Niggas wit white girls can’t just be up in the barbershop all willy nillyFor fear of getting flamed, this is what happens If I cared enough
sebastiandebeste: tfw your glasses are dirty but you cant bring yourself to wipe the lenses bc you know youll just fuck it up & smudge everything so badly you cant even see half as well out of them as you could before…….
1103-bakers-street: cryingbloodviolently: redpancla: when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN I CANT TELL YOU HOW
hamster37: i-am-here-to-swallow-fire: artpopp: i fucking cant fucking pugs. Ok this made my day lol
mxcleod: ya-thats-me:thisisdaltonsusername:imthatphangirl:alice-the-koala:mpregfrnk:reblog if youre emo trashone note. ONE FUCKING NOTEare you actually doing this to me oh my god I’m garbage I’m gonna freak you cant do this to me you just cant
timothydelaghetto: jemelleeave: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I CANT I JUST FUCKING CANT THIS IS BETTER THAN THE GRANDMA ONE I SAW BEFORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA O.M.G. LOOOOOL AHAHHAHAH!
thefitty: I RAN A HALF MARATHON. OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT. I went out today with the intention of just running 14k, which was 2k less than what I did last week. Little did I know my body was capable of pushing so far, of doing so well. The longer
master-carsons-pigs: This pig doesn’t know it yet, but this is just the beginning 😈
WHY CANT I JUST FUCKING ASK FOR HELP WHEN I NEED IT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. YOU AREN’T ALONE JUST FUCKING ASK. Just fucking ask
shepards-high: SO IM SITTING IN MCDONALDS AND VAL IS IN LINE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE GOES “SHON GIVE ME YOUR PHONE” AND SHE TAKES THIS PICTURE AND JUST RUNS INTO THE BATHROOM GIGGLING AND I CANT I FUCKING CANT
intrude: humorstaff: fuckyahumor: rosworms: powermetalnerd: stayuglystayangry: fawnbro: this is the boy volcano. you can tell it’s a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. it’s
theyyshoutinnnbrinaa: londontonewyawk: paulsdaycare: andrewbreitel: I FUCKING CANT I FUCKING CANT IEUBADKJNSIUABD AS AGAIN AGNI AGINAFIANGIANOFUABSKDJSAD IM SORRY I JUST HAVE TO POST THIS!! HE STOLE MY MOVES LOOOL Yoooooo!!! BEST GRANDPA AWARD!
just-r1de: cl4-rityy: texasbrony234: fancy-fangirl: stussyking: I CAN’T BREATHE Well that escalated quickly When someone fucks with you on a bad day. I JUST I CANT
we are now at 15 unresponded messages from this kid. ohmyfuckingakxjsbsjdksbaksbdnk I think I might just lose it right now. stop texting me and most importantly stop begging what the fuck. just. stop.
flipflopity: jen-iii: flipflopity: jen-iii: hanasaku-shijin: JEN I CANT FUCKING TELL IF YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE PUNS IN THIS RP OR IF YOU’RE REALLY TRYING TO MAKE IT SWEET AND INTIMATE I CANT’ FUCKING TELL I lost the ability to reconize
IM WATCHING THE EPISODE ON A LIVESTREAM AND I JUST FUCKING CANT BELIEVE THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER HOLY SHIT
stevencrewniverse: Just a few hours away from the premiere of “Keystone Motel” Written and Storyboarded by Paul Vellico and Raven Molisee! Tonight at 6pm e/p!
tarajenkins: goatoro: bbys <3 The best <3
rhinocio: Your arm felt nice wrapped ‘round my shoulderAnd I had a feeling that I belongedI had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
just some choice screenshots i’ve decided to dump here, i thought you might find them amusing haha (look at them bedroom eyes tho)
rose-iii: What the fuck diiid you just fuckiiing say about me, you liiittle biiitch? iii’ll have you know iii graduated top of my class iiin the Navy Seals, and iii’ve been iiinvolved iiin numerous secret raiiids on Al-Quaeda, and iii have over 300
anarchysparky: dxstorms: do u ever just get so amazed by how beautiful someone is and it’s like every single time you look at them or see them smile u can’t help but smile too bc wow @ jens thirst discord
fuCK i just thought of shiteyanyo poppin up out of nowhere gettin all somewhat ~sexual~ w/ luka and luka is like “( ･_･)” and then somewhere in the distance miku sees and is like “(ಠ益ಠ)!?!” and m a n im gonna try
i cant even,, open the page i was working on now. it immediately crashes. @ god what is the meaning of this
